All in good humor to brighten up your day!

Why we Indians can’t be terrorists ?

1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.

2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there

4. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

5. We would all want to fly the plane.

6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

7. We can’t keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

8. We would have put our country’s flag on the windshield. 

9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day

10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages

Again, I take it as a compliment, so before y'all start protesting and all.....I hope you woke up on the funny side of the bed:)

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