Irrelevant rambling....taken from here n there

My horoscope for today...
"You may feel a bit under the weather--or it could be some aspect of your health just catching up with you. See a doctor if it feels too bad, but you maybe able to figure out how to adjust on your own."
Alrit....now I think maybe its got something to do with Fay, the tropical storm....or just the thunder showers, either way we haven't seen much sunshine off late...gray days!

"Today's fortune: A well-directed imagination is the source of great deeds"
Hmm.....I'm imagining! What? Yet to!

Tropical storm soaks southwest Florida.

For a midnight snack, eat a small amount of protein and no carbs or sugar. Mix protein powder in water or eat a bar.

BBC News front page headlines
Afghan ambush kills French troops
Nato cools relations with Russia
Bombing kills dozens in Algeria

"President Bush's former press secretary wrote a book. In his book President Bush's former press secretary said that Bush has a "lack of inquisitiveness."
When he heard this, Bush said, "I don't know what he's saying, and I don't care."
- Conan O'Brien

A cop pulls over a drunk driver. The drunk driver says, "Ossssifer, you need to get your records straight. You just asked me for my license, but you took it away yesterday!"

Greg Giraldo on Jon Lovitz: "There hasn't been a more effeminate Jew in the closet since Anne Frank."