Conversation between Calvin and Dad

Calvin (to Dad reading the newspaper): How come you are still at home? Why aren't you at work?

Dad: I took the day off.

Calvin: (Panic)

Calvin : Say Dad, can I have a look at the Classified section?

Dad: As soon as I'm through with it.

Calvin: Gosh, Dad, I'd sure like to borrow that section right this minute. Why don't you read the editorials?

Dad(reading from the newspaper): "New dad wanted. Frequent traveller preferred. Liberal views on discipline a must. Ask for Calvin during normal work hours."